Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Random shit

Hey guys,
I'm extremely bored atm and I thought of nothing better to do than blog about wht happend yesterday.

I was just casually logging on msn to chat with some of my friends and what not when out of the blue xiao, in a hardcunt manner, asked if i wanted to go balwyn library to study. Because i had no better alternative and was highly unlikely to study on my own, I had agreed to rondeavou with him at the balwyn library, which was notorious for its extremely hot chicks.

After an hour or so of getting changed, playing around with my hair, I finally stepped out of the house and OMFG it was fucking retardedly hot. On top of that i had an uphill walk to come gg noob. But it was ok coz once i got to balwyn library there were numerous hot chicks to be seen, but by hot i mean fugly fucking ugly. So when xiao got there which was abt 10 mins after me we proceeded to the local mikky dees to grab some food. I ordered a large quarter pounder meal as per usual which might i add was quite enjoyable. It was also there that we saw a lady who had been working there for 25 years+. Does that mean her hourly rates are godly assuming they increase over each year?
Base rate - 12 - 15/hour?
annual increase - 0.5 - 1/hour
over 25 years - 12.5 - 25/hour
so 24.5 - 40/hour for doing shit all? not bad.

Anyways, after we ate we studied in the library for about and hour and a half. I was hurriedly doing my spesh and Xiao was calmly annihilating his methods work like a knightmare annihilating innocent civillions. It was at that moment that i realised that xiao is a mathematical assassin with his murdering of complex numbers and quadratic equations. Back to the point, after the hour and half of work, i couldnt be fucked anymore and so i watched black cat on my laptop. I must say, black cat is quite a hard cunt with his awesome gun skills and what not; one might even say that he may be close to the epicness of lelouch, but not me. Im a hardcunt.

I continued watching black cat until 3.45 when xiao ditched me to go hit on hot chicks in his methods class at kevin xiao's tution. It is later that i found out there are no chicks in his methods class, only cary... GG xiao. That leads me to tell you about the tution of my own. I went to kevin xiao's tution at 7.30 - 9.30 for english and if one will allow me to say, it was most epic. He taught me more in the 2 hours than my year 11 teacher failed to teach me in the whole of last year. And i also found a new word "obseqious" which sounds sexy and pro. I will be sure to learn what it acutally means and use it in a lot of my essays in a ploy to lull the reader into thinking im a hardcunt, which i am.

Thats about it, i cbf typing anymore as this is a lot of typing by my standards.
Oh and i also got my gatsby from SR, which was awesome coz the black one is the sex in my pants.

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